Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	256	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6712	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	204	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	7888	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Towns Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	349906
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchantments Applied:	230	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	2045
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3075	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	362462	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3077	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7462	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	87
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3878
Enchantments Applied:	150	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	8433
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.