| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7292 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1124 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9606 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4846 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Farms Harvested: | 726 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7286 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9008 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3460 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Enchantments Applied: | 178 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5712 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3029 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3712 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 |
| Crops Grown: | 7021 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7915 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2951 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6672 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5775 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
