Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!
Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.
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EUaidHungryNoMore
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now! -
ThirstyCraft – Stay Hydrated & Stay Awake!
Are you tired of waking up in the middle of the night feeling like a dried up raisin? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that ensures you’ll never have to worry about dehydration again! Join us and experience the wonders of drinking water in-game, where you’ll be able to sleep through the night like a baby on a waterbed made of diamonds. Trust us, once you start hydrating properly, you’ll never want to leave our server!



