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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 513 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!
