Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	31741
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	8947
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	6560

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8961
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8358
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchantments Applied:	152
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	967755	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.