Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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