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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9611 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7862 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!
