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New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join dis MINECRAFT server where we build giant toilets and pee everywhere like it’s nobody’s business! We got more pelvic floor conditions than you can shake a stick at, like urinary incontinence, overactive bladder, UTIs, and pelvic organ prolapse!

We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!

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