LOLZ come join dis MINECRAFT server where we build giant toilets and pee everywhere like it’s nobody’s business! We got more pelvic floor conditions than you can shake a stick at, like urinary incontinence, overactive bladder, UTIs, and pelvic organ prolapse!

We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5296 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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