New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 109/700 Votes: 7676
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

New Minecraft Server
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