Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Crops Grown: 5278
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 257
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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