Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested: 635 Potions Brewed: 76
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 6155

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Mines Excavated: 1642 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6889 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 89 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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