Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 247
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 New Chunks Explored: 236360
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dimension Hops: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyHeirloom

    BlockyHeirloom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

    CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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