Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Animals Bred: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Farms Harvested: 830

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1484 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2863 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crops Grown: 4804
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Enchantments Applied: 253
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 93 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Emeralds Found: 6906
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Emeralds Found: 3975
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 481 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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