Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server

neuroscience, brain cells, brain function, brain research, Server

New Minecraft Servers

join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.

our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.

come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCrushes

seduction, intelligence, compliments, scent, FLIRTING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

War Crimes, Conflict, prisoners of war, Minecraft, Server

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

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DniproBridgeWars

defeated, Russian invaders, battle, WARFARE, Kherson Region

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

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Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

research, Pet Poison Helpline, substance abuse, veterinary medicine, Dogs

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

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Apricity SMP

Creative, building mods, Adventure, Server, new
Minecraft Modded SMP Overview
Server Name Modded SMP

Number of Spots 7

Mods

Visual enhancing

Exploration/bosses

More foods

More furniture and building mods
FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
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