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Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	8678
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8317	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	102
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Animals Bred:	151
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	9607
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3597
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4