Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crops Grown: 5229
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Void Armor Forged: 18 Farms Harvested: 568
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Items Found: 8916
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ores Mined: 6805 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8817 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 849858
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7165
    Potions Brewed: 144 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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