New Minecraft Servers

PeeBurnCraft

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PeeBurnCraft

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

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  • FutureCraft SMP

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    FutureCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m playing on. It’s like, so futuristic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can summon rainbows on command. I know, right?

    But wait, there’s more. The spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds every hour. And if you find the secret underground bunker, you can ride a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention the PvP battles? It’s like Hunger Games meets The Matrix, but with llamas wearing top hats. You gotta see it to believe it, man.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the future firsthand, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyPayDay

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    BlockyPayDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world where your job determines your worth? Well, on our Minecraft server, all players are equal and all jobs pay the same – in diamonds! That’s right, whether you’re a farmer, a builder, or even a professional sheep shearer, you’ll be rolling in shiny diamonds in no time.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

    If you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even try your luck at the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can stay on the dragon’s back the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a chest full of rare loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life as a diamond-rich adventurer!

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  • CraftyCreeperCo

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    CraftyCreeperCo

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got secret missions like Israel supplying Iran with explosive centrifuge platforms! It’s like a spy thriller but in Minecraft, bro. Join us for some crazy adventures and uncover top secret government shenanigans. Plus, we have epic PvP battles and the dankest memes around. Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the conspiracy fun!

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  • Penumbralcraft

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    Penumbralcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Penumbralcraft
    Minecraft Version 1.20.1
    Server IP penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
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    Overview

    Penumbralcraft offers a fresh start for players looking for immersive experiences, atmospheric environments, survival challenges, and PvP gameplay. With a unique map experience, fair PvP, active community, and interesting mods, players can explore, build, and engage in strategic PvP.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed, but combat and stealing are permitted.
    What is the world size? The world has a 10k x 10k world border with a pre-generated map that expands daily.
    What is the server performance like? The server maintains a stable 20 Ticks Per Second (TPS).
    What modpack does the server use? The server uses the Curseforge modpack for Minecraft 1.20.1.

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  • Ethereal Realms 1.21

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    Ethereal Realms 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build your own epic castle and rule over the land like a boss! Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who trade emeralds for the dankest loot.

    And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! I’m not even kidding, it’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and let’s embark on the most epic adventure of our lives!

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