PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, hygiene, Communication, Marriage, Doctor

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

esthetician, accident, Winter, Assistance, hygiene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

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EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

MALEVOLENT, callous, Heartless, Evil, spiteful

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

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BlockyBoo: Childhood Trauma Mine

Surprise, Scared, discomfort, Impact, non scary

Remember that one time you watched Spongebob Squarepants and got so scared that you couldn’t sleep for a week? Well, imagine that feeling but on a Minecraft server! Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a giant Patrick Star or hiding from a spooky Squidward in the dark caves. Trust us, you’ll never look at Bikini Bottom the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mr. Krabs haunts our server, searching for lost treasure. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the terror of our non-scary but totally terrifying Minecraft world!

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NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers

diplomatic negotiations, NATOcraft, global politics, defense alliance, european security

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ukraine’s nato allies in secret talks to deploy “peacekeepers”! yea u heard dat right, we got dem peacekeepers keepin da peace in our blocky world! u betta join before dem creepers start causin chaos and we need dem peacekeepers to save us all! come build, fight, and survive in dis crazy world where anything can happen! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!

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Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

sweetened coffee, Jolt, brain health, coffee consumption, java

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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PeeBurnCraft

PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

BlockyBoo: Childhood Trauma Mine

NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers

Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice