PeeBurnCraft

hygiene, Communication, parenting, family, uti

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Mind Shifted Realms 1.20.6

reversed decision, conclusion change, second thoughts, final decision, different outcome

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide! It’s a party 24/7 on this server, so why miss out on all the wackiness?

And get this, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So not only will you be ballin’ out with bling, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth while mining.

Don’t be a square, join our server and let’s turn this blocky world upside down together!

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New Server IP
SingleParentCraft Server

Boyfriend, VALUES, famous people, Server, single parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero arguments about single parent households and artificial wombs!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of your boyfriend’s questionable beliefs. Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of your family structure or knowledge of laundry. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons – perfect for taking out your frustrations in a healthy, blocky way.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend with outdated views when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? 😂🎮 #BlockyEscape #NoBoyfriendDramaAllowed

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New Server IP
BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin

Kids, dance recital, air travel, celebration, parents

Are you tired of missing out on family events because of pesky things like school and dance recitals? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family obligations! On our server, you can build your own virtual family who will never guilt trip you for missing weddings or recitals. Plus, you can travel to exotic locations without ever leaving your computer chair! Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that will never judge you for putting your own needs first? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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New Server IP
EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

Astronomy, rogue objects, space hazards, collision, EarthDoomed

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!

And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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New Server IP
BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows

tough realization, facing the truth, harsh truth, life lessons, realization

When you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up plummeting to your doom. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs off cliffs to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows plotting to take over the world. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional accidental lava bath).

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New Server IP

PeeBurnCraft

Mind Shifted Realms 1.20.6

SingleParentCraft Server

BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin

EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows