PeeBurnCraft

personal hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, crotch, family

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

FakeRichPlayer69

FakeRichPlayer69

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

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New Server IP
Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Minecraft, War, economic sanctions, trump

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

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New Server IP
CraftyCommiesMC

Global influence, Geopolitics, asset valuation, international relations, russia

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
Desert Oasis Survival

desert adaptation, pond ecosystems, water sources, behavioural adaptations, specialized tools

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

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New Server IP
Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

video games, Digital Media, content creators, cute, streaming

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP

PeeBurnCraft

FakeRichPlayer69

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

CraftyCommiesMC

Desert Oasis Survival

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4