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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8935 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 3884 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1962 |
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So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!