Pee Stream River Dolphins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Love Quest: The Ultimate Bond

Bond, bonds, commitment mechanism, Evidence, findings, functions, highly valued, idea.., long-term relationships, love, MAINTAIN, Mechanism, Partners, Quest, relationships, romantic love, stable relationships, study, Support, Ultimate, Value, worldwide

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Animals Bred:	129
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Emeralds Found:	5232	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2993	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u, dis place is like, da ultimate love shack of minecraft. u know how in real life, love is like, super important for keepin’ relationships strong? well, dis server is like, all about dat love vibe. u gonna find ur minecraft soulmate here, buildin’ together, survivin’ together, and just bein’ all lovey dovey together. it’s like, da perfect place to find ur minecraft bae. so come join us and let’s spread da love all over dis blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Purely Devilish

build battle, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188

Welcome to Purely Devilish. We currently have a survival server that has a lot to offer. For example: – Grief Prevention – Homes – Unique Furnaces and Hoppers. – Backpack that you never lose. – Player shops – Disenchantments – Skills – Warps – Economy – Helpful staff – Monthly Events -Discord Giveaways there is so much more. Plus, we always welcome suggestions. We do our best to key the ranks fairly so no one misses out on commands like TPA or back. We will be making it so both Java and Bedrock can join soon.

PurelyDevilish.mc-server.net:25574

Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, attraction, beautiful women, Confidence, DATING, desire, Disappointment, emotions, Enchanted, fatale, femme, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, love, not interested, rejection, relationships, Romantic, self esteem, unattainable, unreciprocated, unrequited love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3446
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self love affirmations, self love tips, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-compassion practices, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love exercises, self-love journey, self-love mindset, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.

But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.

UnderratedTunesMC

emerging talent, Hidden Gem, hidden talent, indie artist, Indie band, indie music discovery, lesser-known artist, music discovery, music recommendation, music suggestion, overlooked artist, under-the-radar artist, under-the-radar band, underappreciated artist, underexposed band, underground band, underrated artist, underrated band, UnderratedTunesMC, undiscovered talent, up-and-coming artist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

As for the underrated artist/band recommendation, I always recommend the one and only Chicken Nugget Symphony Orchestra. Their unique blend of clucking chickens and crunchy nuggets creates a musical experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

conservative candidates, conservative party, conservative voters, Conservatives, election, election news, election polls, election predictions, election results, Fall, German, German politics, germany, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political analysis, political parties, political trends, Politics, poll, polling data, Server, voter sentiment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

SwedishShootoutMC

active shooter situation, automatic weapon, community in shock, deadly violence, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, mass casualty event, mass shooting, Police investigation, school safety, school security, school shooting, sense of fear, Senseless Violence, Sweden, Swedish school shooting, SwedishShootoutMC, tragic event, tragic loss

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	2127	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol u ever been to a minecraft server where u can shoot ppl with automatic weapons? well u can on this server! come join us for some deadly violence and chaos like u never seen before! we got swedish schools to shoot up and crazy stuff happening all the time. join now for the wildest ride of ur life!

BlockyBurgerDash

Behavior, BlockyBurgerDash, congested, consumer habits, convenience, data analysis, drive thru, eating out, fast food, fast food restaurants, grocery shopping, Highways, INCREASE, millions, on the go, research study, slow traffic, standard deviation, traffic delay, visits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?

we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.

if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

Sparkcraft

busy, Creative, Cross-Play, Friendly staff, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, ONLINE, PvP, Server, SparkCraft, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3919	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	545	Emeralds Found:	9496
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

very fun server plenty of people online all the time and very friendly staff. plenty of thing to keep you busy from pvp to mini games and much more.

172.240.73.76:25720

Golgo 2 server minecraft

admins, Golgo 2, Minecraft, plug-bearing, PvP, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	1638
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Description of serverithpvpm plug -bearing admins

Artem04102010.aternos.me:26050

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, long tail tags, mystic, NOOW, Quest, Realm, SHIT YOURSELF, SHIT YOURSELF NOW

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds!

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss battle or a disco party in the Nether!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache while shooting fireballs from your eyes!

So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

PuppyPurgeCraft

animal welfare, cancer diagnosis, difficult decisions, dog health, end of life care, EUTHANASIA, pet care, pet companionship., pet end of life decisions, pet euthanasia, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, pet owner responsibilities, pet ownership, pet palliative care, PuppyPurgeCraft, trust in relationships, veterinary advice, wife’s dog

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2755	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Farms Harvested:	903
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

Elon’s Crafty Influence

accomplishment, billionaire, CEO, Crafty, determination, disruptor., elon musk, Elons, Entrepreneurship, influence, innovation, inspiration, leadership, long tail tag, motivation, non-governmental, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk himself has built a secret underground base to launch his next mission to Mars! Join us and you might just find yourself recruited as a space explorer, traveling to new worlds and discovering alien civilizations (or just mining for diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Elon has hidden a stash of rare loot somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of cybernetic wolves that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mini-game where you can race against Elon in his Tesla Cybertruck, dodging obstacles and trying to beat his record time. Who knows, maybe if you win, he’ll offer you a job at SpaceX!

So come join us on this wild adventure and see where your journey with Elon Musk will take you. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Animals Bred:	84	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

RareEarthsRumble

Conflict, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., international relations, Mining, Natural resources, political tension, power struggle, rare earths, RareEarthsRumble, Resources, russia, sanctions, strategic interests, territorial dispute, Trade, trump, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3853
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus