Pee Stream River Dolphins | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256639

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

RareEarthsRumble

Conflict, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., international relations, Mining, Natural resources, political tension, power struggle, rare earths, RareEarthsRumble, Resources, russia, sanctions, strategic interests, territorial dispute, Trade, trump, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so, like, u know how russia is all like “back off ukraine’s rare earths, trump”? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia wants to get in on the action! join us and mine for those rare earths like a boss! who needs politics when u can be diggin’ for diamonds and emeralds all day long, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff – shhh, don’t tell putin! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraft4life #russiaaintgotnothinonus

Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

Fetal development, first trimester, health, health outcomes, mamas, maternal health, maternal nutrition, Medical research, Minecraft, nutrition, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy studies, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Server, study, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, Vitamin D Deficiency, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3901	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

BlockPartyFit

balanced diet, BlockPartyFit, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, good habits, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, hydration, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, physical health, positive thinking, regular exercise, relaxation techniques, self-care, self-care practices, sleep hygiene, Stress Management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7858
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Trump Server

aid, Assistance, clearance efforts, controversy, Cuts, decision, Defense, funding, Global, Government, humanitarian, Impact, International, landmines, Military, mine clearance, minecrafty, policy, post-Vietnam War, Server, Support, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1814	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

Alp Nano Tyre Quest

air quality, alp, alpine environment, bloodstream, environmental health, environmental impact, french alps, global study, high Alps, Italian Alps, LUNGS, microplastics, mountain exploration, Mountaineers, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, Pollution, pollution sources, Quest, research study, swiss alps, Tyre, vehicle tyres

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.

Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.

We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

United Raids

1.8 Cannoning, auction house, big future, Cannons, Chunk Busters, chunk hoppers, Crates, Economy, faction server, Factions, Freecam Roam, great plugins, MCMMO, New server, personal vaults, Premium Plugins, Raiding, Ranks, Sell Chests, Tested, token shop, United Raids

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6294	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

United Raids is a new 1.21.1 faction server, hoping for a big future for the server. It has lots of great premium plugins, like MCMMO, Crates, Chunk Hoppers, Sell Chests, Ranks, Auction House, Token Shop, Chunk Busters, Personal Vaults, Freecam Roam, and Economy. It has 1.8 Cannoning which have been tested on many cannons from 1.8 and they have worked great!

mc.unitedraids.com

Island Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, GABAN, gas, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, MARINES, monkey d luffy, Nico Robin, one piece, OUTINSANE, Pirate, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, World Government

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7620	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where cows are actually aliens plotting to take over the world with their secret gas called Gaban Gas.

I swear, once you join, you’ll be on a wild adventure trying to uncover the truth behind the cows and their evil plans. Plus, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come on, join the server and let’s show those cows who’s boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the Gaban Gas, it’ll blow your mind, literally.

CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	198
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Emeralds Found:	6224
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	4743
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.