Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	1386
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	82	Emeralds Found:	5236
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	188
Emeralds Found:	3258	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	6484
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	141
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	495
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Mines Excavated:	1272
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!