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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4015 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5951 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. when you join, you gotta climb this huge mountain, right? but get this, when you finally reach the tippy top, you’re only HALFWAY there!
cuz, like, the real fun starts when you jump off the mountain and land in this secret underground world filled with, like, flying pigs and rainbow sheep. but watch out for the evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns, man.
and, like, if you manage to survive all that craziness, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
so, like, if you’re ready for the most epic adventure of your life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude.
