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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for some pixelated shenanigans with our quirky crew of players, including a clumsy girl next door who’s a pro at karaoke and ASMR, a silly girly girl who dominates retro and aquatic games, a chuuni seiso girl who slays longform playthroughs with pre-game zatsu, and a delulu deredere who crushes soulslikes and karaoke like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a motivated planner who kicks butt at soulslikes and fighting games, a gremlin imouto who’s the queen of horror and co-op horror games, a dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games, and a chuuni tsundere who owns card games and karaoke like a pro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got original songs and covers that will make your blocky heart sing, plus a whole bunch of links and schedules to keep you entertained for days on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that even Herobrine would be jealous of!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for our annual Halloween Minecraft Art Contest where you can show off your creativity and win some wicked prizes! Dress up your favorite Minecraft characters in their spookiest costumes and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just win $50 USD and some awesome steam game codes just for participating!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie villagers. Will you be brave enough to explore the haunted mines and uncover hidden treasures? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?
So come on down to our server and join in on the Halloween fun. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique powers and quirks. And don’t even get us started on the weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make you unstoppable in battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to collect rare items and show off your skills in this colorful extravaganza.
And did we mention the daily check-in rewards? It’s like getting free cake every day, but better because it’s virtual and won’t ruin your diet.
So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few accidental deaths (oops). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 604314 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8963 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
