COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 482189 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 996962 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 119 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2346 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 117 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
