Pea-Powered Sour Brews | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Votes:	6795
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8457	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3257	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	750895	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	6568	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	1746	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	100	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	304097	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crops Grown:	2871
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!