Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	686
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	4918
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6865
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3774	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1942
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5778	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chimeras Created:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	11

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	3950
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	2326
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.