Paycheck Minerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where the most useless job that pays really well is…being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, all you have to do is wrangle up those pesky chickens and you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to give you a lift on their scaly back.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	2539
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension Hops:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6300
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	134	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	35127	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Enchantments Applied:	188	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!