PawsOffMyCouchMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2917

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Thread Space Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5207	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Farms Harvested:	456

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Franchise, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, ONLINE, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, reactions, reactions to criticism, Server, social media, video games

Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	2505

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2