so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Meteorites Collected: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Animals Bred: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 371
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 512 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 889 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Star Shards Collected: 243
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2533 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4598 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 675072 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    You’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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