so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crops Grown: 5661
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ores Mined: 5105
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2866 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 101

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Potions Brewed: 153
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 50 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Emeralds Found: 5792
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3219 Chimeras Created: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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