Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2025
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3778	Emeralds Found:	3844
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	481	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2316	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Towns Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crops Grown:	8206	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	3751	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!