Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	4689
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	2387	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchantments Applied:	140	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	704	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1087
Void Armor Forged:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	1698	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Paul SMP Server Overview:

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

4. What can I do on the server?

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

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StopSignDropMom

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GTAMC-Reborn

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netherlite

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1921	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80