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CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ores Mined:	4519	Star Shards Collected:	144
Zombie Dances:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7370
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Votes:	4777	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1792
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	8817	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3438	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Pixel Adventure server minecraft

Minecraft, Pixel Adventure, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Towns Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

The description of the server server “Pixel Adventure” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pixeladventure.mclan.ru

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	5106
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9572
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	467	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	1105
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!