Pats Chill Vanilla SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9628	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5912	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3045	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	3657	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	1001
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2287	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Votes:	7930	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	943
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5002
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	200
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	178

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9607	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ores Mined:	8803	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	73
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Emeralds Found:	2365	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5