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LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8995	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crops Grown:	7868

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3118	Love Letters Sent:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3