PatriotCraft – Defend Kyiv!

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, kyiv, Military, missile defense, nato, negotiations, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine, us, and israel sending patriot systems to kyiv for ultimate protection against creepers and zombies!!! 😂🤣

imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.

join now for the most intense and chaotic minecraft experience you’ll ever have, trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🔥💣🚀 #minecraftwarfare #patriotdefense #blockyprotection

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3496
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Emeralds Found:	5485
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9512	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	983	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4601	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3959	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Votes:	2426	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	983
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	275
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	561879	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3658
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever