Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia

alliances, Custommap, Customplugins, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Medievalfactions, Medievalroleplay, Minetinker, Noenchanting, Noenchants, Playereconomy, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplayingserver, Roleplaysurvival, Trading, Unique, Uniqueexpierience, Vassals, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

About the countryPatriam: Chronicles of Argonia is a Minecraft server set in the universe of Patriam, created by one of the owners, Alex (Atmos) that stands out for its unique lore and immersive world-building. We do our best to have a feature-filled experienced on vanilla Minecraft utilizing Paper on version 1.20.4. We offer a few custom plugins for our unique needs and a well-curated list of plugins done by the other owner, Ryan (gerber11); Lots of depth and complexity is added to the game to make survival all the more challenging but rewarding as you compete with our players in the community!

One of the most notable aspects of Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia is its custom map. This map is designed by owner of the owners, Alex (Atmos) to provide a rich and varied landscape for players to explore, build, and conquer. The attention to detail in the map design ensures that each biome feels distinct and offers unique challenges and opportunities for players which ties into the next feature.

A standout feature of the server is its customized crop growth system. This system is tailored to each biome, meaning that certain crops will grow better or worse depending on the biome they are planted in or even not at all (very few crops). This adds a layer of strategy to farming and resource management, as players must consider the environment when planning their agriculture which fortunately also works well for a player favourite plugin- Brewery!

We have the wonderful Brewery plugin which allows players to This feature allows players to create a variety of unique beverages within the game, adding an extra layer of customization and fun. These recipes can be discovered, mastered, and shared among players, fostering a sense of community and collaboration.

We are open to new and experienced players looking for a relaxing roleplay and build focused experience. PvP is part of the experience with regards to wars and such but is not a focus for our server and community.

Links

Discord: https://discord.patriam.ccForums: https://forums.patriam.ccYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@patriamstudios

play.patriam.cc

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3051
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	2229	Players Killed by Monsters:	2595
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Items Found:	1909	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2641

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Towns Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!