Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia

alliances, Custommap, Customplugins, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Medievalfactions, Medievalroleplay, Minetinker, Noenchanting, Noenchants, Playereconomy, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplayingserver, Roleplaysurvival, Trading, Unique, Uniqueexpierience, Vassals, Wars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

About the countryPatriam: Chronicles of Argonia is a Minecraft server set in the universe of Patriam, created by one of the owners, Alex (Atmos) that stands out for its unique lore and immersive world-building. We do our best to have a feature-filled experienced on vanilla Minecraft utilizing Paper on version 1.20.4. We offer a few custom plugins for our unique needs and a well-curated list of plugins done by the other owner, Ryan (gerber11); Lots of depth and complexity is added to the game to make survival all the more challenging but rewarding as you compete with our players in the community!

One of the most notable aspects of Patriam: Chronicles of Argonia is its custom map. This map is designed by owner of the owners, Alex (Atmos) to provide a rich and varied landscape for players to explore, build, and conquer. The attention to detail in the map design ensures that each biome feels distinct and offers unique challenges and opportunities for players which ties into the next feature.

A standout feature of the server is its customized crop growth system. This system is tailored to each biome, meaning that certain crops will grow better or worse depending on the biome they are planted in or even not at all (very few crops). This adds a layer of strategy to farming and resource management, as players must consider the environment when planning their agriculture which fortunately also works well for a player favourite plugin- Brewery!

We have the wonderful Brewery plugin which allows players to This feature allows players to create a variety of unique beverages within the game, adding an extra layer of customization and fun. These recipes can be discovered, mastered, and shared among players, fostering a sense of community and collaboration.

We are open to new and experienced players looking for a relaxing roleplay and build focused experience. PvP is part of the experience with regards to wars and such but is not a focus for our server and community.

Links

Discord: https://discord.patriam.ccForums: https://forums.patriam.ccYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@patriamstudios

play.patriam.cc

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Runes Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	158	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	7469
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	475	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7141
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.