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PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6780
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	3908

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5349
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	856590	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	282380	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchantments Applied:	270
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5