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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9263 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5915 |
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