Pastoral Drive Jams | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2102	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8351	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	6972	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ores Mined:	7420	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6079	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6