PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2418
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8813
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2341
Votes:	5701	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Votes:	6822
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	7288
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	151
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92