PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7054	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5223
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	6563	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5804	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	139	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	6736

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	96/100	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6