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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

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Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	3004	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Enchantments Applied:	147
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Towns Built:	9

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	173	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	510	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	761	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Potions Brewed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	9083
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	53
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Potions Brewed:	95
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7