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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 9105 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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