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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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