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Server Name: Pascua Isles SMP
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q4JEqxtrCP
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2635 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1152 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4118 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
