| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7093 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2962 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2617 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5347 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4601 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 201921 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1088 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7217 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 213791 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1480 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2866 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6287 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3016 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4027 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6543 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6780 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 270 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6468 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6845 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2264 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7476 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
