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Players: 97/400 Votes: 2859
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 3395 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ores Mined: 2392
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

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  • SibSnitchCraft

    SibSnitchCraft
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7724
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 158 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

    Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

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  • CraftyBorderWars

    CraftyBorderWars
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9601
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PanamaCraft Server

    PanamaCraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5032
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

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  • BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

    BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5944
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Crops Grown: 7776 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

    SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

    BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

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  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1357
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8690 Ores Mined: 9840
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9331
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Potions Brewed: 36
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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  • Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 615
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server emerald.magmanode.com:31543
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    Rules
    • No cheating
    • Be respectful

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Why are the servers sometimes slow? The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
    Can I join the Discord server? Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

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  • New World Odyssey 1.21

    New World Odyssey 1.21
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2039 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

    We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

    Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

    Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

    And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

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  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8995
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4195
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Animals Bred: 152 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3677 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

    Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

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  • Lash Wave Experiments

    Lash Wave Experiments
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1317
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Crops Grown: 9697
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

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  • The Perch

    The Perch
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9672
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

    We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

    And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

    • IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

    We hope to see you join our great community soon!

    mso.the-perch.net

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  • Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

    Crafted Worlds 1.20.1
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5620
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Votes: 4398
    Mines Excavated: 2342 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

    We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

    And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

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  • PierceCraft Minecraft Server

    PierceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 1799
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

    Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

    Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

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  • WeddingBailCraft

    WeddingBailCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

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  • NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

    NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8830
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

    But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

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